So You Want a Lobotomy

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I used to wonder why somebody would consent to something as barbaric as a lobotomy. The older I get, though, the more I understand why someone would want to stab an ice pick through their brain.

There are days I wish I could do it to myself, perhaps with the nearest writing implement. Anything to numb my brain for just a moment. As you’ve seen in my previous posts, I can’t do much weed without literally going crazy, and alcohol tends to become a problem if I use it too often. And what would numbing myself to my own thoughts do? You can only get so high before the inevitable fall. And even if I lived an entirely straight-edge lifestyle from here on out, which is a real possibility considering every legal substance short of caffeine has been problematic for me, and had all my symptoms under control via my psych meds, there’s always that worry that the intrusive thoughts and anxieties are going to come back, probably worse than ever. That’s how it’s always been. Out of one storm, directly into another.

I’ve been getting back in touch with my faith, though several roadblocks have tried to stop me. One of the biggest has been my mental health. It’s hard to imagine a loving Father letting his child go through this when He has the power to stop it. I’d readily stab myself in the brain with a pencil if it meant my future children didn’t have to grow up with depression and OCD like I did. Maybe life is like a game of the Sims, and just like I give my Sims unfavorable traits to spice things up sometimes, God’s like, “hmm, let me sprinkle a little bit of mental illness into this one and see what happens.”

What Is Simulation Theory? Do We Live in a Simulation? | Built In — (And then I get paranoid that all of existence is a simulation and then it’s back to being hella frustrated I can’t have a freaking brain that doesn’t suck.)

But a part of me is convinced that my mental illnesses aren’t just a design flaw or an accident of evolution or even the work of a capricious deity. Perhaps there is a deeper purpose behind it all. When I was younger, I had no frame of reference for what OCD or depression even was, aside from the cartoonish portrayals in the media. I knew something was wrong with me, but no one talked about mental health. It was this taboo subject. Maybe, just maybe, I was given my particular brain, as well as the capability to write, because the world needs more voices from mentally ill folks. Thankfully, mental health is well on its way to becoming a normal and acceptable topic, but it’s still hard to be young (or even older) and feel like you’re alone in this fight.

I love the New Living Translation of Psalm 139:14 — “Thank you for making me so wonderfully complex! Your workmanship is marvelous—how well I know it.” We are complex, and no place is that more evident than in our brains. We’re human and flawed, so like the rest of our bodies, it’ll malfunction from time to time, but that doesn’t stop it from being beautiful. Like the rest of God’s creation, we need to care for that brain and our bodies. You have only one — treat it like the treasure it is. And if you’re struggling with mental health, rest easy knowing you’re in good company.

That Feeling When You Die in Another Dimension

I guess when you have a mental illness, you need to stay on your toes.

I have OCD, which I assure you is not cute or quirky. There have been times it nearly drove me to suicide. Not exactly something you’d see on Monk or in one of those “These pictures of disorganized garbage will drive you insane” posts your grandma sends you on Facebook. I have a particularly hellish but not uncommon form of OCD where you hyperfocus on the fact that you can, in fact, hurt someone else and/or yourself at any time. You know in your heart you never would, that you’d sooner yeet yourself into a meat grinder before actually harming anyone, but the fact that you have the power to or that it even crossed your mind in the first place makes you feel like absolute shit.

I had it under control for almost a year, no panic episodes or anything. HAD.

Because I Got High - Wikipedia — Ah yes, the theme song of this blog post.

It was probably triggered by the weed, to be honest. I decided to unwind with a little, not thinking it would have any significant impact on me. If it’s legal now, it should be fine, right? I’m in a safe place, my OCD and other mental health issues have been tamed, and overdosing isn’t really a problem with weed. I thought for sure I’d be okay.

Wrong. Absolutely wrong. It started when I had a thought pop into my head, as thoughts tend to do, but this one was about a story I’d read in my psychology textbook years ago. This ordinary, straight-laced guy had a brain tumor that essentially turned him into a pedophile. What if that happened to me? Or what if I got some kind of brain injury that made me a murderer? What if I killed someone? What if the weed damages my brain to the point where that actually happens? What if I’m killing my fiancée right now? What if my fiancée was killing me instead? Why is my throat so tight? Am I being choked? Was my throat slit? If I fall asleep, will I die? Am I already dead? Did I die in another continuity?

Sayonara Earth 616! The Marvel Universe Is Gone! — Earth-616 Jess is dead. RIP.

Of course none of this actually happened, but the delusions felt so real to me. It’s a wonder I didn’t end up in the psych ward.

I finally came to, with a new realization that my OCD wasn’t tamed but simply dormant, and the thought that a substance, even one as innocuous as weed, can reignite the flames of mental illness is horrifying. This isn’t a ‘90s DARE “drugs are bad, mmmkay?” type thing — I know it legitimately does help some people, and that’s rad. But if you’re living with a mental health issue or take any kind of psychiatric medication, you have to be incredibly careful and accept the fact that weed (or alcohol or anything) might not be for you. You’re not missing out by living sober when your own sanity is at stake. As for me, I no longer wish to indulge in anything that can fuck with my brain. I refuse to let anything have that much power over me again.

“Add Lbs.” (Or, How I’m Learning to Cope With Not Being a Stick Figure)

I remember the first time I searched for a music video on YouTube, I was in my early teens. I wanted to find my favorite band at the time (and still one of my all-time favorites), Heart.

You don’t look at the comments section of YouTube. You never look at the comments section of YouTube.

It was the first time I was made painfully aware of how important looks — specifically weight — was for a woman. I couldn’t scroll past three comments without seeing someone mention lead vocalist Ann Wilson’s weight, usually in a rather snarky manner. Quite a few comments of the “man, she really let herself go” variety, though not typically that kindly worded.

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OH GOD, WHAT A SHE-BEAST!

I didn’t understand it. How on earth was one of the greatest female rock vocalists — no, one of the greatest vocalists — of all time reduced to something as shallow as how she looked? Oh, was I a sweet summer child.

For the majority of my life, weight wasn’t something I struggled with. I was quite the sickly kid, so I was actually dangerously underweight for most of my childhood. Puberty led to hormones and its associated cravings, so I gradually got a tiny bit pudgy as a preteen, but nothing alarming. As a teen and young adult, though, I had the body most women only dream of. The slim waist, the sizable bust — there was a reason I was called the “Barbie doll” of the school.

That was then.

After getting my hormonal IUD placed, I somehow ballooned almost 70 pounds. Now, I try to put on clothes I wore not too long ago and struggle to comprehend why I can’t even pull them over my hips. I have the strangest kind of body dysmorphia, where I see myself as smaller than I am, just because I’m so used to my body occupying less space. Then, I grab a dress I haven’t worn in a while. Oh wait, you’re fat now. That happened.

I started getting desperate to get rid of it, to the point where I began forcing myself to throw up after eating quite a bit. This is obviously very, very bad.

I don’t like having an eating disorder, but the first step to getting better is admitting it’s a problem in the first place. I want to be happy and healthy again. I want to feel pretty again. I got my IUD out last week (my birth control nowadays is having a female partner, which is pretty effective) and managed to drop almost ten pounds in one week from that alone, but I feel like the damage is done. Some women love to brag about their stretch marks. Your body birthed life into the world! I have nothing to show for mine. I don’t feel like a badass tigress. I’m a freaking housecat.

Chonker fat cat : Chonkers

Actual photo of me at the doctor’s office.

I wish I had a happy ending for this, but I don’t think I will until I’m at a weight I’m finally happy at. Even then, I think this is something I’ll always deal with in some form or another. I think it’s something most women have to deal with in some form or another, whether it’s weight or wrinkles or zits or skin tone or boob size or any variety of things we’re conditioned to fixate on. Not that this is a uniquely female phenomenon, but men tend to be judged by what they do first, and then by what they look like. Women tend to be judged by attractiveness first, then by their talents, especially in the entertainment industry. Men act, women are. And unfortunately, not even the greatest rock vocalist of all time was immune.

Ann Wilson - 80's music Photo (41808456) - Fanpop

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